I hate socks.

Why is it that whenever I'm in a hurry I can't find a pair of socks? I remember as a teenager saying to myself - screw it. "I'll where a blue one on my left and purple one on the right"

Of course,all the kids made fun of me untill I threaten to punch them in the nose. (I was a tough guy in grade 8, not a bully but tough)

I've decided to invent a way that all sock in my collection of 5000 singles can match on their own.

Here goes.


Step One.

I will implant each individual sock with a small waterproof RFID chip. click here for more info in RFID


Step Two

Using a RFID scanner each sock will pass by on a conveyer belt and make differnt sounds. When I get the same sound - wammo - I have a pair.


cool huh?

Or maybe I'll by 500 pairs of black sock and throw all the old ones out. Might be simpler.